Icke musing
I've just been reading the papers, noticed that a very elderly member of the Rothschild family has died and remembered that they are one of that lot who are supposed to be shape-shifting lizards according to David Icke.

Then I suddenly realised just how wrong he is - if they, and the Royal Family etc. etc., are genuinely shape-shifting aliens that is, in fact, immensely cool. And not really threatening. The idea that we have been visited by aliens who are basking in wealth due to their alien lizard skillz is really thrilling and great - and why on earth would I mind? I've got somewhere to live, nice food and a computer. Lizards wearing huge amounts of gold around the place is a really exciting idea. Wow!

Maybe Icke could have a children's programme where reads from a big colourful book to a group of kids all gathered round, telling them about the lizards, and maybe some new ones like - I dunnno - eagle-men or rabbit-turtles from the moon that *actually live amongst us* operating fork-lift trucks or selling small enamel badges.